What kind of mad scientist builds 8 robot masters every year in order to wreak havoc on Utopia? What kind of mad scientist would name all of his robots “___ Man?” What kind of mad scientist would frame his rival for the destruction he has wrought?

A jerk, that’s who.

Sure, Mega Man can fly through Wily’s robot masters in under 10 seconds flat each. But when faced with a flying dragon robot that spits explosive eggs, which starts shooting parabolic gouts of flame in its second form, poor Mega Man is out-matched.  What kind of robot creature is this anyway?!  What jerk builds a dragon robot that spits out eggs?

Dr. Wily, that’s who.  And should Mega Man beat the robot-that-makes-no-sense, Wily pops out in his flying saucer and zaps Mega Man’s shiny blue ass with energy orbs of death.  Why not bring out the big guns in the first place?  Why make Mega Man slog through a fight bouncing explosive eggs (seriously?!) back at the dragon and dodging flame with last minute jumps when you can just kill him with a few shots from your magic flying saucer?  To give him hope?

What a jerk.