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The Grabowskis – Hardware Store

Brian Upton — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:45:02 +0000

This made so much more sense than Inland Empire:

Waking up is a strange reason to die

Brian Upton — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 03:19:38 +0000

Mocking public figures and the cancer destroying music, while throwing in non-sequiturs like junkie Einstein? Awesome.

Starring Mark Hamill as MacGyver

Brian Upton — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:12:40 +0000

Sublime genius.

HT Warren.

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

Brian Upton — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:52:40 +0000

“A killing tree.”

Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire is trash. But it’s my kind of trash so far. Sort of a Robin Hood: Men in Tights – The Series. But it might take itself a little bit too seriously in spots.

Classic Carson Comedy Cracks Up Karl

Brian Upton — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:18:33 +0000

That would probably work better if my name were Karl.

Binary Solo

Brian Upton — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:39:17 +0000

The Humans Are Dead – Flight of the Conchords

We no longer say “yes,” we say “affirmative.”

Yes, affirmative.

Slays me everytime.

Ouroboros

Brian Upton — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:38:43 +0000

struct serpent
{
    public:
        serpent* tail;

        void swallow(serpent* s) { /* ... */ }
};

serpent* ouroboros = new serpent();

ouroboros->swallow(ouroboros->tail);

Valentine’s Day for math nerds

Brian Upton — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:54:51 +0000

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Here’s a sextic equation

One plus one is two