Ogwaros Iwenâl

Memory is a funny thing.  I’d be lucky if I could tell you what I was doing 4 hours ago.  However, while watching Monster Squad last night, I could remember over 80% of the exact details, scene by scene.

A silly movie I saw exactly one time as a kid.  And I could remember it all so lucidly.  And about 5 minutes ago I came to the site to write this post and forgot what I was doing.

So stupid.

That makes me a sad panda.

Seriously, having my home page for, what, 9 - 10 years being offered up as sacrifice to the Void is quite unsettling. Not even a clue as to what has happened. I’m going to have to guess that it was hacked into oblivion and there were no backups.

It was a tight-knit community, small and sadly growing smaller each day.  It was home.  And for the moment it seems to be gone.  And no, watching B5 episodes on Hulu is no substitute for talking to Ranger, Ethne and all the rest.

Sigh.

Wherein we learn Ben is actually human. Maybe.  Spoilers behind the cut.

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Here’s a story about a Craigslist scam with a very interesting twist.

I tried to keep my expectations in check. I called this my “job” in scare quotes and laughed and said that I thought one day my “boss” would steal my “identity.” Whenever I talked about the Global Speculator with friends or with my parents, I always made sure to say that I still didn’t know enough about this whole thing to be sure I’d really get the money. But I was sure I’d get it. This work was too hard, too ordinary, and I needed the money too badly, to go uncompensated.

Plus, I thought, no one would ask for all that personal information and steal our identities only to keep us working on this dull project while they had a good time using our brand new credit cards. They’d get our Social Security numbers and run.

And I had another thought: Who indeed would be stupid or brazen enough to hire all these lawyers and then cheat them out of money?

My brother said, “You know, it’s that kind of cockiness that would make someone brazen enough to cheat a bunch of lawyers. You all think no one would cheat you, so you let down your guard.”

OK, but still, I reasoned, let’s say it is a plan to cheat us: What’s the payoff? What would they do with all this research on Slovenia’s investment opportunities if this Web site weren’t for real? What could anyone do with all this work that would make it worth going through the trouble of cheating us?

The reason they were scammed and the last line really make the story.  Worth reading.

After much moaning on my part, and eventual acceptance of the idea, Microsoft turned around and announced that IE8 will default to IE8 mode after all.  To this I can only say:  stop toying with my emotions, Microsoft!

Seriously, though, this is great news.   The old default didn’t make any sense from a design standpoint (though it made perfect sense from a business standpoint).  While this change doesn’t ameliorate all my concerns with browser version targeting, it will at least stop IE7 from becoming a de-facto “web standard.”  That was one of my largest concerns in the first place.

So if the original decision was a business decision, why the sudden change?  I very much doubt it was all the complaints across the web.  The announcement does give us a hint:

We think that acting in accordance with principles is important, and IE8’s default is a demonstration of the interoperability principles in action. While we do not believe any current legal requirements would dictate which rendering mode a browser must use, this step clearly removes this question as a potential legal and regulatory issue. As stated above, we think it’s the better choice. [emphasis mine]

The whispers around the internets is that this change is to avoid anymore potential legal trouble with the EU.  I can see this angle, and it would be fixed if IE were entirely separated from Windows itself.  Since it’s unlikely Microsoft will ever release standalone versions of IE, they had to make this change to avoid the appearance of locking customers into IE7 mode HTML+CSS+Javascript.  I don’t know if this line of thought was what caused the change of heart, but it seems like it would be a factor.

At any rate, IE8 will function like every other browser out there, thus minimizing browser specific hacks.  And in the end, that’s a lot more important to me than the whys.

struct serpent
{
    public:
        serpent* tail;

        void swallow(serpent* s) { /* ... */ }
};

serpent* ouroboros = new serpent();

ouroboros->swallow(ouroboros->tail);

The latest edition of A List Apart is once again dedicated to the IE8 browser targetting controversy. I am thankful that this edition is more balanced than the initial announcement, with “They Shoot Browsers, Don’t They,” an article against the mechanism by Jeremy Keith, and “Version Targeting: Threat or Menace” by Jeffrey Zeldman in tentative favor of it. Having read these, comments on them, and a lot of individual blog posts on the subject, I’ve come to an obvious conclusion: this whole thing is a mess.

Very few people seem to be truly in favor of the X-UA-Compatible mechanism. Most seem to be against it. The few that do support it do so because this may be the only way that Microsoft will increase their support for web standards in general. Zeldman in particular warns that Microsoft going their own way would only serve to fracture the web once again and web standards as we know them today would day. As depressing and defeatist as that sounds, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration at all.

Like it or not, Microsoft still holds the vast majority of the browser market share. Yes, Firefox and other alternative browsers have slowly but surely chipped away at that, but the fact remains: if you don’t support IE in some form, you are locking out most of your potential audience/customer base. If Microsoft were to suddenly say “To hell with HTML, CSS, and Javascript!” and build a new web based on Microsoft Markup Language and Silverlight, the web as we know it would die. Instantly the web is fractured into W3C and Microsoft camps. And due to Microsoft’s market share (both browser and OS), Microsoft’s proprietary web would certainly win.

That dire scenario is of course the worst case. But even if Microsoft just starts extending W3C standards to fit their own needs again, it will be harmful to the web. So if the X-UA-Compatible switch is the only way Microsoft will start to move forward once again with the rest of the web, if it is the only business decision that will let them catch up, so be it.

None of this changes the fact that the solution is simply wrong headed. The default of rendering in IE7 mode may be the correct business decision, but it is wrong from a standards point of view. In fact, targeting browsers at all seems like the wrong approach. Instead, standards should be targeted directly.

Currently, most browsers have two rendering modes - standards mode, which tries its best to adhere to W3C recommendations, and quirks mode, which tries to interpret the page as best it can. Quirks mode is almost whatever the browser wants. In order to choose which mode the browser will use, the page is checked for a DOCTYPE:

< !DOCTYPE html ...>

If an appropriate DOCTYPE is available, standards mode is activated. The problem? This has always been a hack, nothing more. A hack that made a modicum of sense. A useful hack. But a hack nonetheless.

As per HTML 4.01 recommendation, an HTML document must include a DOCTYPE to be considered a valid document. This means any HTML document without any DOCTYPE at all must be considered invalid. So booting the document into quirks mode makes sense.

However, the DOCTYPE only specifies the version of HTML. It says nothing about the versions of CSS or Javascript used within the document. It should only mean “use this specific set of HTML rules.” But standards modes kicks everything - HTML, CSS and Javascript - into the highest mode supported by a browser. In short, it’s all or nothing.

This is the problem Microsoft faces with IE8. While IE7 was leaps and bounds above IE6 in terms of CSS standards support, Javascript standards support still lagged. With IE8, they are supposedly being improved significantly. This means that while the transition for CSS between the two versions will be relatively painless, the transition for Javascript will not be. Because as Microsoft’s proprietary JScript is phased out and replaced with ECMAScript-based Javascript, code will break. This isn’t just a matter of pages not looking correct - some pages will indeed stop functioning correctly.

Therefore, my preferred solution would be targeting standards versions, not browser versions. The Zeldman article even points out an example of this in the wild - Firefox supports version targeting for Javascript to some degree. Just as DOCTYPE targets HTML features, you can use the following to target Javascript features:

script type="application/javascript;version=1.7"

One can imagine a similar syntax for CSS as well:

style type="text/css;version=2.1"

I read a comment hitting on this idea somewhere, but I’ve done so much reading on IE8 over the past 24 hours I can’t locate the original comment. In any case, this makes a great deal more sense than an all-or-nothing system. You already have to specify the version of HTML you are using. Why not CSS, Javascript, and any number of other standards that are used daily on the web but are not actually a part of HTML?

It makes a great deal more sense to me to specify what features you intend using rather than what browsers you intend the page to be viewed in.  If one of those features doesn’t work correctly in a certain browser, the onus is on the browser vendor to fix that feature in the next release.  The responsibility on the developer should be to make sure that the document will degrade gracefully in non-compliant browsers or progressively enhance for compliant browsers. Lock down your document to a set of standards, rather than say “well, it worked in this version of this browser, pretend it’s this browser.”

Much like a missing DOCTYPE sends a browser into quirks mode today, style and script elements would be thrown into quirks mode if they were missing the version= specifier.  Or barring quirks mode, a semi-standards mode if a DOCTYPE is present.  Mixing versions should probably throw the entire page into the lowest version listed, with quirks mode being a catch all if an element has no version listed.  This would neatly solve most of the problems I have with X-UA-Compatible.

• Standards would be targeted, not browsers.
• It would end the all-or-nothing system in place right now.
• IE7 would not become a de facto “standard” for HTML, CSS and Javascript by being the default IE mode from now until eternity.
• It would be useful beyond solving Microsoft’s immediate problems.

This is no more than a thought experiment, though, because:

• It would encourage the same browser bloat as X-UA-Compatible, though at a notably slower rate.
• It would be an even bigger engineering feat than simply including each version of a browser’s rendering and scripting engines.  The interactions between the various versions of CSS and Javascript make my brain squirm.  Unless you declare that version X, Y and Z of CSS only work with versions A, B, and C of Javascript.  Even then…
• It could end up breaking Firefox, Opera and Safari in the short run, should they implement the idea that lack of version= means quirks mode.
• It seems highly unlikely that Microsoft will change their mind on this one for IE8, as it is more of a business decision than anything else.

And so ends the five stages of learning about X-UA-Compatible:

1. Denial: “There’s no way that happened.  Microsoft promised us standards!”
2. Anger: “Stupid Microsoft!  This mechanism is entirely backwards!  BLARGH!”
3. Bargaining: “Why are all these smart people going along with this?  Maybe they can convince Microsoft to change their minds.”
4. Depression: “Sigh.  Maybe it’s time to find another profession…”
5. (Incredibly reluctant) Acceptance: “Well, this is the way it’s going to be.  Alright, let’s get to work.”

What remains to be seen is if they’ll stick with this mechanism when IE20 rolls out the door.  I am incredibly doubtful.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Here’s a sextic equation

One plus one is two

I’ve uploaded the theme I’ve been working on the past couple days.  I admit - it’s kind of incomplete.  I’ll probably tweak it in the near future, but for now it’s “good enough” and “complete enough.”

I’m also fairly certain it’s fairly unusable in IE6 and I’m not in a huge rush to test or fix that.  IE6 doesn’t do fixed position elements.  But I will get to it eventually.  Probably.

Feedback appreciated.

If you are at all interested in the whole recent scuffle with Scientology and have three and a half hours to spare, I highly encourage you to watch the Steven Fishman deposition (part 1 of 7). It’s hard to tell how much of the craziness comes from the man and how much comes from Scientology itself.

If you don’t have the time, here are the highlights:

• Fishman describes several of the ideas that underlie Scientology (including thetans, the 76 trillion year time track, past lives).  He evidently wasn’t high up enough to be introduced to the idea of Xenu.
• Demonstrating how an e-meter can “prove” the idea of past lives.
• He describes several of his past lives including
  • Being poisoned by milk, leading to his dislike of milk in his present life
  • Being the real father of Jesus Christ
  • A life on another planet where he manipulated currencies
• Fishman describes Christ as an evil mastermind whose goal is to enslave humanity.
• Christ destroyed an entire planet where the asteroid belt is now in our solar system.
• Fishman’s ultimate destiny is to “clear the planet” of Christ’s influence.  Due to this, Fishman was supposed to be the savior of the entire Scientology organization.

None of this strikes me as any better or worse than any other religion.  If it helps you live your life, great.  Personally, I found some of it downright hilarious.  However, then things started taking a scary turn:

• When Fishman withdrew some of his own money from a Scientology account, he was cut on the arm by one of the church’s thugs.
• When that withdrawal led to legal troubles for Fishman, the church demanded he go through EOC - end of cycle. They expected him to kill himself because he brought trouble to the church.
• To this effect, Fishman received three packages in the mail, each containing chemicals they expected him to inject/drink in order to kill himself.
• Fishman’s car was sabotaged, and he got corresponding phone call warning it would continue until he complied with the EOC.
• He had several periods he could not remember after receiving a phone call, indicating perhaps some sort of post-hypnotic suggestions.

You know, I would join the church to see what’s really up, but between the money you have to pay in, the church’s strong arm legal tactics (what kind of religion copyrights their holy texts and sell them to adherents at outrageous prices?  The money making cult kind…), and the more sinister covert actions…  Yeah, it’s not worth it.